After the last collaboration between Hey Mister and The 21 Gun Salute, wherein we examined the 50 reasons why Onyx is so mad, we felt obligated to turn our attention to other pressing concerns. One possible topic was how terrible rapper/actor Common is. Another topic was to find more reasons why Lou Reed is a talented asshole. Then I got to thinking about Aerosmith.

I have already stated my views about what the Amazin Flyin Cryin Dyin Lyin triptych is trying to say (Conclusion: Steven Tyler fucks Steven Tyler), and re-watching some of those videos I thought "Steven Tyler is an emotive vagina mouth." To fully explore this concept, Hey Mister and The 21 Gun Salute present:

THE MANY MOODS OF STEVEN TYLER

Also, here is a snapshot of my computer desktop while doing this -- I basically punk'd myself:

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Here we go!

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More moods here at Hey Mister.

BAM! Y'ALL JUST GOT TYLER'D!

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Oh, and if you have any interest in coming up with YOUR OWN moods for Steven Tyler, feel free to use these extras:

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